Daily life jokes

ENJOY

1. Teacher : Children whom do you hate the most?
UKG Boy: Raja Ram Mohan Roy
Teacher : Oh God! Why do you hate him?
UKG Boy: He abolished child marriage..

2. Six things boys do in exam hall
a. Counting No. of Girls
b. Sighting the lady invigilator
c. Counting windows and doors
d. Seeing the brand name of the pen
e. Feelings for wasting yesterday’s night by studying.
f. Think to study well at least for next exam
Six things girls do in exam hall (Even though they don’t know Answers)
a. Write
b. Write
c. Write
d. Write
e. Write.
f. Write
Crazy girls ... They act more
 


3.
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 

 


4.
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 
 


5.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
‘Sardar: I told her, “I Love U”, but she replied my “ sandal’s are new ”. 
 


6.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 
 


7.
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White 
 


8.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" 
 


9.
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Student: "All are born on government holidays...!!! 
 


10.
Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)