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Thursday, September 30, 2010
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Prison Vs At Work
IN PRISON | AT WORK | |||||
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . | you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle .. | |||||
IN PRISON | AT WORK | |||||
you get three meals a day (free). | you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself . | |||||
IN PRISON | T WORK | ||
you get time off for good behavior. | you get rewarded for good behaviorwith more WORK. |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .. | you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself . |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
you can watch TV and play games. | you get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. | AT WORK
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IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||||||||||||||
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. | You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. | ||||||||||||||
So Kill Ur Boss | |||||||||||||||
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New Condoms
Brand Name Condoms and Their Slogans
1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2. Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?
3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
6. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Point and Shoot!
9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?
10. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
11. Jeep-Eagle Condom: There's Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)
12. The Saturn Condom: A *Different* Kind of Condom
13. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
14. NY Lotto Condoms: 'Cause, hey -- you never know.
15. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
16. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
17. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
18. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
19. Diet Coke Condom: Just for the taste of it.
20. Lays Condom: Betcha can't have just one.
21. Bud-Lite Condom: Where's the Love Man!
22. Honda Motorcycle Condom: Come Ride With Us
23. SEVEN-UP Condom: The UN-Condom
24. Iomega Condom: For All Your Stuff
25. Microsoft Condom: Where do you want to go today? We are universally compatible
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