i can GUARENTEE
Heart never hate blood,
Fish never hate water,
Flower never hate honey,
Earth never hate rain,
My heart never hate U My Frnd.
Mising u a lot
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Life is not just
waiting for
someone
who is
made 4 U,
But its
living for
someone who
lives bcoz of u!
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Love a friend who even hurts u…
But never hurt a friend who loves u…
Sacrifice everything for a friend…
But never sacrifice a friend for anything..
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Love Starts from Eyes,
Grows With gifts,
Ends with Tears…
But Today
Love Starts from Mobiles,
Grows With Balance,
Ends with Number Busy !!
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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE. Youll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!
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FRIENDSHIP is like a tree
It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be,
but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!
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Friends are like a head of hair.
You might lose some,
but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!
Friday, October 1, 2010
I think its jokes time
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who
had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"
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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and
asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you
talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out
of nowhere."
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said
the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his
feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the
teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to
see you standing up there all by yourself."
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of
years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.The
elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three
times!"
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day
of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, "So, why is the
groom wearing black?"
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A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced
enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a
pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to
his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the
package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".
had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"
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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and
asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you
talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out
of nowhere."
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said
the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his
feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the
teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to
see you standing up there all by yourself."
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of
years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.The
elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three
times!"
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day
of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, "So, why is the
groom wearing black?"
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A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced
enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a
pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to
his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the
package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".
Great Sardar
SARDARJI bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile
No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..
SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'
SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand .
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
SARDARJI was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
SARDARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
SARDARJI : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile
No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..
SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'
SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand .
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
SARDARJI was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
SARDARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
SARDARJI : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
More Sardar Jokes
1.Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't U Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
2.A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form, he went to New Delhi to
Fill up the form. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
3.A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
4.19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
5.Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "U will go to jail".
6.Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch
regularly. A man asks why
He does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
7.Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
8.Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
9.One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
10.Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"S already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
11.Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa
12.ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM, DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
13.Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come
first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first will come first.
14.Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it..
15.What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
16.Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'....
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
17.WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
18.Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why... Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
19.A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
20.Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
All d passengers in d car he was driving..
21.Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
22.Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why R U writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
23.Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500
Bodies and are still digging for more..
24.Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 China 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
25.Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how I look while sleeping.
BONUS !
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Oh Brother, Manmohan is PM not AM".
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't U Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
2.A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form, he went to New Delhi to
Fill up the form. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
3.A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
4.19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
5.Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "U will go to jail".
6.Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch
regularly. A man asks why
He does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
7.Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
8.Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
9.One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
10.Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"S already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
11.Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa
12.ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM, DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
13.Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come
first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first will come first.
14.Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it..
15.What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
16.Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'....
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
17.WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
18.Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why... Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
19.A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
20.Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
All d passengers in d car he was driving..
21.Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
22.Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why R U writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
23.Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500
Bodies and are still digging for more..
24.Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 China 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
25.Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how I look while sleeping.
BONUS !
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Oh Brother, Manmohan is PM not AM".
Sardar Jokes
1.At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself.
Don't cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
3.Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.
4.Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
5.Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
6.Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
7.Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
8.NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....
9.Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
10.Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself.
Don't cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
3.Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.
4.Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
5.Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
6.Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
7.Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
8.NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....
9.Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
10.Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
11.A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans.
12,Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions
Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then
For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then
For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
Friendship SMSs
FriendShip SMS
1.We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still
friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's
definitely a lifetime PROMISE!.... .......
2.Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say...
Best friends listen to what you don't say...
3.EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE
reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
4.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u
tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to
fall in friendship when u exist...
5.Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok…
never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I
m still alive...
6.Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you
leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u
when u dont shine....
7.Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz
recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool
msgs.So hurry..
8.Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication. ...
9.Friends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the
distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk
worthwhile ....
10.If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
............ .........
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+ S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
11.BIRTH IS START OF LIFE
BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE ...
12.A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,forgives wen u
say im sorry,feels hapy wen u say i luv u,smiles wen u say i mis
u.but dies wen u say forget me.....
13.Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no
activation,no signal problems,just make sure u dont switch off your
heart.
14.2friends. ..see and saw.one day see saw sea and saw didnot see
sea.see saw sea and jumped in sea,saw didnot saw sea but also jumped
into sea.see saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea.see saw both saw
sea and both saw and see were happy in see....
15.Without HUMOUR life SUCKS
without COURAGE life is HARD
without LUV life is HOPELESS
WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE 'U' LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE.
16.Difference between love & friendship.. ..
U give ur whole heart to ur love & they break it....
But u give ur broken heart to ur friend & they make it....
17.Listen and Silent are 2 words with same alphabet
& are very important 4 Friendship because
only a friend can listen to u when u r Silent
18.No Shadows 2 Depress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Friends 2 Love U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These are my Wishes 4 U
2day, 2morrow & Everyday...
19.Few Relations In Earth Never Die"
20.As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have
hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is
never a waste.....
Friend is a friend
BF - Best friend
CF - Close friend
DF - Dear friend
EF - Ever friend
FF - Forever friend
HF - Helping friend
IF - Innocent friend
JF - Jovial friend
KF - Kind friend
LF - Lovely friend
MF - Merry friend
NF - Naughty friend
OF - Only friend
PF - Personal friend
QF - Quiet friend
RF - Rare friend
SF - Special friend
TF - Thick friend
UV - Understanding friend
VF - Valuable friend
WF - Wonderful friend
XF - Xcellent friend
YF - Youth friend
ZF - Zeal friend
select as many as u want for our friendship...Keep Smile.
CF - Close friend
DF - Dear friend
EF - Ever friend
FF - Forever friend
HF - Helping friend
IF - Innocent friend
JF - Jovial friend
KF - Kind friend
LF - Lovely friend
MF - Merry friend
NF - Naughty friend
OF - Only friend
PF - Personal friend
QF - Quiet friend
RF - Rare friend
SF - Special friend
TF - Thick friend
UV - Understanding friend
VF - Valuable friend
WF - Wonderful friend
XF - Xcellent friend
YF - Youth friend
ZF - Zeal friend
select as many as u want for our friendship...Keep Smile.
Windows Magic ..Try It N Enjoy
MAGIC #1
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is
something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole
Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON"
FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the
quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!
MAGIC #3
Again this is something funny and can't be explained?
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates,
couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out
yourself?
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
And see the
magic?..!
畢桳栠摩琠敨映捡獴
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is
something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole
Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON"
FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the
quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!
MAGIC #3
Again this is something funny and can't be explained?
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates,
couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out
yourself?
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
And see the
magic?..!
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Lovely SMSs For you
1. Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?
2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar,
so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and
i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you,
but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
5. If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star.
So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone.
I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and
that one is ME !
8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !
9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day ,
so I don't have to live a day without you.
10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once
listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star,
don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause
I did it and I found you!
12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
13. Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
14. My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you
all the love I have for you within my heart!
15. The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels'
faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.
16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know
you're worth that sacrifice!
17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you
into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!
21. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?
I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!
22. I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things
u only imAgine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.
23.True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true.
It appeared the day I met you!
24. I believe that God above created you for me to love.
He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd
love you the best!
25. If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name
on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?
2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar,
so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and
i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you,
but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
5. If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star.
So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone.
I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and
that one is ME !
8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !
9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day ,
so I don't have to live a day without you.
10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once
listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star,
don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause
I did it and I found you!
12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
13. Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
14. My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you
all the love I have for you within my heart!
15. The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels'
faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.
16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know
you're worth that sacrifice!
17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you
into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!
21. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?
I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!
22. I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things
u only imAgine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.
23.True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true.
It appeared the day I met you!
24. I believe that God above created you for me to love.
He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd
love you the best!
25. If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name
on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.
To re-create the Show desktop icon yourself
To re-create the Show desktop icon yourself, follow these steps:
1. Click Start, click Run, type notepad in
the Open box, and then click OK.
2. Carefully copy and then paste the following
text into the Notepad window:
[Shell]
Command=2
IconFile=explorer.exe,3
[Taskbar]
Command=ToggleDesktop
3. On the File menu, click Save As,
and then save the file to your desktop
as "Show desktop.scf". The Show desktop
icon is created on your desktop.
4. Click and then drag the Show desktop
icon to your Quick Launch toolbar.
1. Click Start, click Run, type notepad in
the Open box, and then click OK.
2. Carefully copy and then paste the following
text into the Notepad window:
[Shell]
Command=2
IconFile=explorer.exe,3
[Taskbar]
Command=ToggleDesktop
3. On the File menu, click Save As,
and then save the file to your desktop
as "Show desktop.scf". The Show desktop
icon is created on your desktop.
4. Click and then drag the Show desktop
icon to your Quick Launch toolbar.
Details about M.P
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE....?
OFFICER : MP !!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE....?
OFFICER : MP !!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE
U guys like it Really
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower...
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower...
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Jokes for You
1. An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man,
Sir, shall I give you a lift?”
The old man replied,
No need I live on the ground floor”
2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
T : Why r u fighting?
S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
T : Why should that bother you?
S : I too left my answer sheet blank
T : So…?
S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.
3. A : B, which is this crop in the farm?
B : This is cotton from which clothes are made.
A : Then when will shirts and pants grow on it?
4. Teacher : Why are you late?
Student : Because there was a sign which tells “School ahead, go slow”.
5. A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.
6. Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?
Student : I don’t know.
Professor : Absolutely correct.
7. Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?
Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
C : What would you do if you lose both?
P : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.
C : ????????
8. Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.
Salesman : Don’t worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.
9. Teacher : “I killed a person”, convert this sentence into future tense.
Student : The future tense “you will go to jail”.
10. Mother : Reena, tell me why does a bear have it’s body covered with hair?
Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.
Sir, shall I give you a lift?”
The old man replied,
No need I live on the ground floor”
2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
T : Why r u fighting?
S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
T : Why should that bother you?
S : I too left my answer sheet blank
T : So…?
S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.
3. A : B, which is this crop in the farm?
B : This is cotton from which clothes are made.
A : Then when will shirts and pants grow on it?
4. Teacher : Why are you late?
Student : Because there was a sign which tells “School ahead, go slow”.
5. A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.
6. Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?
Student : I don’t know.
Professor : Absolutely correct.
7. Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?
Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
C : What would you do if you lose both?
P : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.
C : ????????
8. Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.
Salesman : Don’t worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.
9. Teacher : “I killed a person”, convert this sentence into future tense.
Student : The future tense “you will go to jail”.
10. Mother : Reena, tell me why does a bear have it’s body covered with hair?
Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.
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