Jokes time

A sardar got an invitation for party,
they told u must put brown tie only.
sardar went to party he shocked,
othes r wearing pant&shirt also.

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Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yestarday.

Husband: Why? Darling.

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he 

gifted me a book "How to cook"

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU! 

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking 

when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher 

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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral > function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.

U knw Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...

And Finally

Never Marry A Software Girl

Never marry a "C++" girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a "JAVA" girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a "VB" girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a "UNIX" girl ,she always dump u with a CORE.

Never marry a "PASCAL" girl ,she always scolds u as RASCAL.

Never marry a "COBOL" girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a "NETWORK" girl since she may be very good in SHOOTING PROBLEMS.

Conclusion: Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY!

Never marry a "TESTING" girl since she always DOUBTS U .

Never marry a "DATABASE" girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a "C" girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.