More Sardar Jokes

1.Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't U Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..


2.A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form, he went to New Delhi to
Fill up the form. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


3.A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

4.19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...

5.Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "U will go to jail".

6.Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch
regularly. A man asks why
He does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

7.Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=

8.Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

9.One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

10.Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"S already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

11.Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa

12.ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM, DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

13.Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come
first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first will come first.

14.Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it..

15.What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

16.Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'....
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

17.WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

18.Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why... Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

19.A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

20.Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
All d passengers in d car he was driving..

21.Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

22.Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why R U writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

23.Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500
Bodies and are still digging for more..

24.Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 China 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"

25.Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how I look while sleeping.

BONUS !

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Oh Brother, Manmohan is PM not AM".